{"id":198,"date":"2016-04-19T15:59:48","date_gmt":"2016-04-19T03:59:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/micro.muppetz.com\/blog\/?p=198"},"modified":"2016-04-19T16:03:16","modified_gmt":"2016-04-19T04:03:16","slug":"mosquitoes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/micro.muppetz.com\/blog\/2016\/04\/19\/mosquitoes\/","title":{"rendered":"Mosquitoes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The new office has a lot of mozzies. Heaps of them. They&#8217;re everywhere. I went nuts downstairs with a can of spray before, nuked about 20 of the little bastards. That plus the &#8220;pidgeon problem&#8221; makes for an interesting new office.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_200\" style=\"width: 281px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/micro.muppetz.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/mosquito-cartoon-gross-denis-zorin.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-200\" class=\"wp-image-200\" src=\"https:\/\/micro.muppetz.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/mosquito-cartoon-gross-denis-zorin-300x240.jpg\" alt=\"Fucking Mosquito\" width=\"271\" height=\"217\" srcset=\"https:\/\/micro.muppetz.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/mosquito-cartoon-gross-denis-zorin-300x240.jpg 300w, https:\/\/micro.muppetz.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/mosquito-cartoon-gross-denis-zorin.jpg 463w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 271px) 100vw, 271px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-200\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Fucking Mosquito<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Still better than the old one though. Now we have aircon and a decent layout. And a landlord who is isn&#8217;t so crazy as to park a moving truck in. On purpose. When we&#8217;re moving out.<\/p>\n<p>Nutter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The new office has a lot of mozzies. Heaps of them. They&#8217;re everywhere. I went nuts downstairs with a can of spray before, nuked about 20 of the little bastards. That plus the &#8220;pidgeon problem&#8221; makes for an interesting new office. Still better than the old one though. Now we have aircon and a decent [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[99,98],"class_list":["post-198","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thoughts","tag-crap","tag-mozzies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/micro.muppetz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/micro.muppetz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/micro.muppetz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/micro.muppetz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/micro.muppetz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=198"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/micro.muppetz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":202,"href":"https:\/\/micro.muppetz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198\/revisions\/202"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/micro.muppetz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=198"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/micro.muppetz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=198"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/micro.muppetz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=198"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}