{"id":143,"date":"2015-07-08T07:27:39","date_gmt":"2015-07-07T19:27:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/micro.muppetz.com\/blog\/?p=143"},"modified":"2016-05-16T11:11:58","modified_gmt":"2016-05-15T23:11:58","slug":"requiem-for-a-teatowel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/micro.muppetz.com\/blog\/2015\/07\/08\/requiem-for-a-teatowel\/","title":{"rendered":"Requiem for a teatowel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Farewell manky chequered blue tea-towel<br \/>\nYour time has come<br \/>\nI went to dry my cup on you today<br \/>\nYou&#8217;re no longer there<br \/>\nReplaced<br \/>\nBy a new teatowel<br \/>\nA red one<br \/>\nA CLEAN red one<\/p>\n<p>I remember once<br \/>\nWhen I first joined<br \/>\nI took you to the laundromat to get you cleaned<br \/>\nYou looked the same after<br \/>\nManky<br \/>\nBrown bits<br \/>\nUnpleasant<\/p>\n<p>I bid you adieu<br \/>\nYou were special<br \/>\nAnd smelly<br \/>\nI hope you&#8217;re at the Oxyplus factory<br \/>\nBeing used<br \/>\nAs the new definition of stubborn stains<\/p>\n<p>Farewell.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_221\" style=\"width: 160px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/micro.muppetz.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/im-dirty-tea-towel-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-221\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-221\" src=\"https:\/\/micro.muppetz.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/im-dirty-tea-towel-1-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"I'm Dirty But You'll Use Me Anyway\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/micro.muppetz.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/im-dirty-tea-towel-1-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/micro.muppetz.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/im-dirty-tea-towel-1-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/micro.muppetz.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/im-dirty-tea-towel-1.jpg 416w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-221\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I&#8217;m Dirty But You&#8217;ll Use Me Anyway<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Farewell manky chequered blue tea-towel Your time has come I went to dry my cup on you today You&#8217;re no longer there Replaced By a new teatowel A red one A CLEAN red one I remember once When I first joined I took you to the laundromat to get you cleaned You looked the same [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,2],"tags":[89,90,88],"class_list":["post-143","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-silly","category-thoughts","tag-dumb","tag-teatowel","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/micro.muppetz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/micro.muppetz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/micro.muppetz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/micro.muppetz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/micro.muppetz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=143"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/micro.muppetz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":222,"href":"https:\/\/micro.muppetz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143\/revisions\/222"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/micro.muppetz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/micro.muppetz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/micro.muppetz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}