{"id":104,"date":"2015-01-30T08:58:08","date_gmt":"2015-01-29T19:58:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/micro.muppetz.com\/blog\/?p=104"},"modified":"2015-01-30T09:01:41","modified_gmt":"2015-01-29T20:01:41","slug":"why-i-dont-use-twitter-cards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/micro.muppetz.com\/blog\/2015\/01\/30\/why-i-dont-use-twitter-cards\/","title":{"rendered":"Why I don&#8217;t use Twitter Cards"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s a reason I don&#8217;t use Twitter Cards on my blog. They&#8217;re silly, they clutter up Twitter and only idiots who want lots of pageviews on their crappy personal blog (that&#8217;s always full of nothing but blather and slather) use them.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-medium wp-image-106 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/micro.muppetz.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/grumpy-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"grumpy\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/micro.muppetz.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/grumpy-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/micro.muppetz.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/grumpy.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>.<\/p>\n<p>Morons. All of them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s a reason I don&#8217;t use Twitter Cards on my blog. They&#8217;re silly, they clutter up Twitter and only idiots who want lots of pageviews on their crappy personal blog (that&#8217;s always full of nothing but blather and slather) use them. . Morons. All of them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37,23,2],"tags":[72,52],"class_list":["post-104","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-letters","category-muppets","category-thoughts","tag-cards","tag-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/micro.muppetz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/micro.muppetz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/micro.muppetz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/micro.muppetz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/micro.muppetz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=104"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/micro.muppetz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":107,"href":"https:\/\/micro.muppetz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104\/revisions\/107"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/micro.muppetz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/micro.muppetz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/micro.muppetz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}